Today's exercise for combating bitterness is: making up new insults. Just off the top of my head:
slut trumpet
bone slapper
poo poo platter
shit munch
ass flap
carnie licker
scrum pickle
Childish? Yes. Time wasting? Absolutely. Giggle inducing? Eh. But at least it helps get my mind off things.
Oh! All good ones, Jay. :)
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